Lies of Kejriwal: Varanasi Edition.

At 6.30 pm while the sun was setting-in, along the banks of Ganges, the horizon was ablaze with lies. Ganges , that has been purging mankind since time immemorial, got a chance to redeem itself of all the mortal filth, it has been carrying. Bhagwan Shri Shri 840 kejriwal ji Maharaj was in Varanasi. While number in front of his name may indicate the number of lies that he has told, I with mortal faculty and limited understanding of the functionings of immortal Bhagwan shall present here only his top 3, latest “Satya Vachan”
 

#1 BJP never Showed black flags to any congress leader: This from a man who joined hands with Congress to form a government in Delhi. Irony finally died today. Irony was breathing its last since Bhagwaan Kejri emerged on the Indian political scene, and even after a murderous blow at Varanasi, it is grateful to Bhagwaan kejri for letting it die in the holy city  of Varanasi and achieve Moksha. While history is full of incidents, where BJP has protested and shown black flags to congress leaders ( a simple Google search reveals the truth)  but who cares. Truth is what Bhagwaan chooses to speak.
 
#2 Modi govt has removed all subsidies for farmers: while again, commenting on this will seem like a self righteous defense of Modi government, a reader would do well to visit any Gujarat govt website to know the truth about the subsidies being offered to not only promote but also develop agricultural activities in the state. To mention a few
1)GMDC and GGRC provide a subsidy of 25% and 50% respectively on installation of drip irrigation facilities in Kutch area.
2)GGRC provides subsidy of Rs. 60,000/- per hectare or 50% of the MIS cost (derived based on crop spacing) whichever is less for any area & any crop. Tribal Farmer of tribal area can get additional 25% subsidy from Tribal Department of GOG.
3) Gujarat government is providing a 50% subsidy for green house. Cultivators can also avail a 6% interest subsidy and a 25% subsidy on electricity for five years each.
4) In 2011-2012 over INR 2890  was given as  electricity subsidy to 9.02 lakh farmers in the state.
 
#3 Modi will bring FDI if Voted to power: this on the day when Shri Arun Jaitely in his earlier google hangout has categorically denied any change in BJP policy towards FDI in retail, Bhagwaan kejriwal still decided to brazen it out. Being a mortal, I dare not counter what the holy angle spoke. He claims to know about the party’s policy more than the party itself, a feat not impossible for “antaryaami” that he is.

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  1. Prashant KumarMarch 27, 2014 at 6:52 PM

    superb rubal.....the portrayal of the immortal is immaculate....

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